Naughty Princess Cards - All 8!

***WARNING*** If you are easily offended, do not appreciate sexual innuendo's, do not like reading foul language, feel that I am desecrating the Disney princesses then read no further - and please do not send me hate mail telling me what a terrible person I am for making these cards. These are MY crafts and MY website so I will make and post what I see fit *okie rolls her eyes remembering some of the hate mail she got last time*

Thank you,

okieladybug

As most of you know I had a temporary moment of insanity and decided I would remake the Naughty Princess series of cards. I had a couple of people ask for them, wanting to purchase, and to be honest with everything going on in my life right now I could use the money. However I think it would have been easier taking a second job at McDonalds than making the princess cards! *okie makes a note to never try and craft for a living*.

I tried to match the papers and sentiments to the theme of the Princess as much as possible. Some of the sentiments are the same from the original series and then some I changed. I also added Mulan and Pocahontas to the series.  I also added a little graphic on the inside of the cards to help carry on with the theme of the card or sentiment. I just thought it was a nice touch.

So without further ado here they are...in alphabetical order since that is the way they loaded up for this post.

Princess Ariel

front - He smiled and asked "hey baby what's your sign?"

inside - and I told him "SLIPPERY WHEN WET"

Princess Belle

front - I need a prince in the ballroom

inside - and a beast in the bedroom

Princess Cinderella

front - My glass slipper

inside - Isn't the only thing I lost last night!







 

Princess Jasmine

front - Arabian Nights like Arabian Days

inside - are hotter than hot when riding...My Magic Carpet!

Princess Mulan

front - He brags about his sword...

inside - Imagine my disappointment to find out it was only just a CHOPSTICK






 

Princess Pocahontas

front - I said "give me the colors of the wind"

inside - so he...FARTED DURING SEX!

Princess Sleeping Beauty

front - Damn Right I'm Good In Bed!

inside - I can sleep for DAYS!



 


Princess Snow White

front - You would eat a poison apple

inside - if the 7 inches you were promised was actually 1 inch 7 times!







I can't believe how long it took me to complete all 80 cards. I knew it would take awhile since the princess cuts have so much detail but GOOD FRIKKIN GRIEF I feel like I haven't gotten anything else done in WEEKS! Oh well it did keep me focus on something else than all the stress going on in my life, and I will share part of that later on in another post.

The good news is that I already have 4 sets of the cards spoken for so that leaves 6 more sets available. The pricing is as below...

8 Naughty Princess cards - $55, includes priority shipping with delivery confirmation.
International orders add an extra $5.
I use the Click N' Ship through the USPS.COM website so I am able to ship out the next business day after payment is received. If you so desire an email can be sent to you informing you that your order is ready for shipment.